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Classic Porn Box Porn Review

This site offers a good collection of hardcore porn movies from bygone years, all for your viewing enjoyment.

Intro

Classic Porn Box is where you'll find many of your old favorites dating back to the 70's & 80's. Currently there are still just over 950 titles to choose from, which is a jump up from last review in 2011, but considering its now 2015, also means updates aren't really coming in these days as often as they used to (even though the tour claims 30 new movies each month), but still making this one of the largest old school porno sites around. A membership here will set you back a flat $27 per month.

Pros

Nice Size Collection of Porn Classic DVDs.

Does it get any better than this? Who doesn't love a good classic porno film? The stuff you looked at as teenagers, or snuck a peek at as kids when the parents were away. Classic Porn Box has got a pretty good collection of all your old school favorites, and probably one of the largest collections I've seen. My favorite were the Alice In Wonderland videos from 1976!

Quality shows its age, for sure, but still can be pretty good at times. I was actually impressed by the quality of some of the scenes here. Of course they show their age, but some (a smaller %) scenes offered real sharp picture quality and decent bitrate specs.

DVD date, title information and video specs are all listed for each scene. A dedicated server for this site alone means super fast download speeds, which is great when you're downloading a complete DVD title.

A model index lists the pornstars in alphabetical order along with all of their scenes. Many even have short bios listed about them.

A model index lists the pornstars in alphabetical order along with all of their scenes. Many even have short bios listed about them.

Cons

Lack of User & Download Options. Design Needs Work.

The set-up here is simple, too simple. All titles are listed in alphabetical order, but that's it! There are no alternate forms of browsing such as content categories (although this option is slated to be "coming soon". You're one and only download option is in AVI format.

Most Videos Show Their Age.

Unfortunately some of these movies are so old that the quality just can't be matched to todays' standards. The picture quality often times looks washed out and the sound isn't always the best. But then again, would anything else bring you back to the old school the same? In terms of bitrates, I found them to be fairly consistent. It's the sizing that was often times substandard (320x240).

Non-Exclusive Material.

Obviously this is the case with DVD titles, which can be found elsewhere online and/or in store.

No content descriptions or in-depth scene info. All that is listed in the video's date, case and title along with a preview thumb of the DVD box.

No date stamps on content, although according to the updates page a lot of new content has been added recently. Overall updates tend to be a little bit more sporadic.

No streaming or alternate download formats available.

Bottom Line

A basic site with many classic porn vids showing their age, some pornstar bios, etc.

No matter how its being showcased, I'll always have a soft-spot for retro porn. And fortunately Classic Porn Box at one time had been working hard to make it easy for users, but on so many levels these days still leaves a lot to be desired as an actual paysite. In fact, other than some growth, nothing new has changed since my last review and the site is desperately in need of a re-design. Sure they house more than 950 old school classic DVD's, but in terms of user/download options and design, well there just isn't much to it compared to most DVD paysites. But if you ask me, it's a site that is still work a look. I enjoyed my time here and fans of classic porn should too.

About


  • Site Launched: 01/09/2009

Content

Downloadable non-exclusive retro hardcore DVD's in popular & specialty niche categories.

  • Is content updated?: Yes
  • Last Content Update: 02/06/2015
  • Updates are very rare. About 1 DVD update every couple of months but recently has had 2 updates in May; picture count remains unchanged.

Videos

    Quantity:
  • 953 + Scenes (approx. 60+ min. each)

    Format:
  • AVI (.avi), 1200k, 576x432 (Downloadable)
  • WMV (.wmv), 2000k, 640x480 (Downloadable)
  • MPEG (.mpg), 1400k, 352x240 (Downloadable)
  • Notes: Videos are posted in only one of the formats listed, mostly WMV and AVI. Specs may vary on some DVDs.

    Privacy:
  • No Data Available

Models

    Format:
  • No exclusive models. DVD studio content.

Cost & Billing

  • Trial:
    • $3.95 Limited Access (for 1 day, recurs at $27.00)
  • Monthly:
    • $27.00 (recurring)
  • Multi-Mo:
    • $57.00 (months, recurring)
  • 1 Year:
    • $97.00 (12 months non-recurring)
  • Cross-Sells: *
  • No 3rd Party Offers on the join page.

    Accepted Credit Cards:
  • VISA, Mastercard

    CC Processor:
  • Secondary:

Misc

  • Downloadable non-exclusive retro hardcore DVD's in popular & specialty niche categories.

    Other Content:
  • No notable extras.

    Other Details:
  • No condoms.
  • Music in some videos.
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